Silly @ work
Had a conversation with my coworker about customer service asking for passwords on the phone. It devolved into us taking turns in creating the fictitious one side phone support call transcribed below. At the time we laughed our asses off.
Excuse me sir i’ll need the social and cc numbers for you and your extended family in order to fix that site problem…. in fact just mail a check to this po box.
Do you have a daughter? Uh huh? Is she cute? uh huh… 16? Yeah… yeah, I was afraid of that sir. Yeah she made need to fly out here and stay with me for a few weeks while we get this fixed.
no the blank checkis just for identity validation purposes…. yes you must sign it
Noooo…. if you write VOID on it then it’s VOID and I can’t….. erm…. use it to fix the problem.
Are you trying to void your identity sir …. i beleive that may be illegal…
Something tells me, you’re the kind of sick terrorist bastard type that rips the tag off their matress. Am I right, sir? AM I RIGHT?! I’m sorry sir, but to continue working with you despite my moral judgement I’m going to need you to send me a $150 star bucks card. yes, yeah, that’s right sir. Just send it along with your daughter.
I’m going to need you to make several deposits to this account in order to establish a “Freedom of Information Transaction Channel” - no don’t worry the money will never really l;eave your account - it wil;l just appear that way for a little while…
We are sorry for the increased security sir - unfortnately these measures have become nessacary in the post 9/11 world…
Of course, sir, everyone in the know will deny all knowledge. The is triple top secret stuff, you understand.
you are very lucky to have been selected for this special patriot plus program.
To decline our offer would surely indicate terrorist ties and you WOULD be subject to a full body cavity search as well as complete IRS audit.
Ahh, bein’ nutty is fun. I <3 imagination.




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